DigitalConvergence - To be continued...

DigitalConvergence had a weed-inspired dream that turned into a colossal fuckup.

The dream was to connect items in the physical world *wssshhhhh* to the Internet, *cough* automatically. *wssssssh*.. mmm, good stuff. *cough*.
In January that dream hit a bump in the road called "Investors waking up to the fact our product sucked ass and we couldn't give it away." and the servers were taken offline.
They will scan again... when people have ridiculous amounts of money chasing bad ideas, or when Lincoln jumps out of his grave and does the Macarena, whichever comes first.

If you have a Cue Cat, save it. Your grandchildren will want something to laugh at. The ridiculous patents and so-called technology created by DigitalConvergence will again be available for business, consumer use, and documentaries on how the Internet Bubble collapsed.

If you are looking for a Registration code or Technical support, you might as well rub a fucking lamp, pal. Those items are not in place at this time, but please check here in the near future for them. Check a few times every day. We'll be back real soon.

To be continued... in bankruptcy court.

Do you share this dream? Help clean out DigitalConvergence's storage site! We have over 135,000 of these stupid fucking things sitting in boxes on skids. Contact this site's administrator with a note of your talents and what size pickup truck you could lend.